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Schedule for July & August 2003

Subject to change without notice.

GoodLife TV network has added The Color Honeymooners to their line up.

GoodLife TV Network host, Nick Clooney, Jane Kean, Marilyn Gleason and GoodLife TV Network President and COO, Lawrence Meli in front of a vintage bus announce the premiere on June 28th of The Color Honeymooners. The bus was parked on Hollywood Blvd., besides Jackie Gleason’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Jane Kean and Marilyn Gleason in the doorway of a vintage bus to announce the premiere on June 28th of The Color Honeymooners. The bus was parked on Hollywood Blvd., besides Jackie Gleason’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

(pictures used with permission from GoodTV.com)

June17th 2003 on Jackie gleason's star in Hollywood comes the BIG announcement that after a 33 year absence The color Honeymooners will return to television on GoodLife TV Network starting June 28th 2003 at 9pm est.

Episodes debut on Saturday. All episodes repeat at midnight (ET) and again on Sundays at 9:00 pm and midnight (ET):

6/28 & 29 "King of the Castle" (1/7/67)
Back from Europe, Ralph advises Ed to stand up to Trixie-and when he does, Trixie throws him out. Then Alice moves in with Trixie and Ed is living with Ralph.

7/5 & 6 "Movies Are Better Than TV" (1/14/67)
Ralph treats himself, Alice, and the Nortons to the movies for Ed's birthday. Ed's ticket wins the door prize--a color TV. Ralph declares war on Ed because he paid for the tickets and wants the TV.

7/12 & 13 "Without Reservations" (2/4/67)
Ralph's brother-in-law Stanley pursuades Ralph and Ed into buying an old hotel, located along the route of a proposed highway. The highway ends up bypassing the hotel, putting Ralph and Ed out of business but money in Stanley's pocket since he's a construction worker on the new highway.

7/19 & 20 "Life Upon the Wicked Stage" (2/11/67)
Ralph pairs up with Ed and Alice pairs up with Trixie to enter a talent contest. Alice and Trixie win first place and Alice uses her winnings to buy Ralph the expensive fishing gear he's had his eyes on.

7/26 & 27 "Rififi, Brooklyn Style" (3/4/67)
Ralph tries to score points with his boss by collecting money from the drivers at the depot and buying the boss' daughter an elegant watch as a wedding present. Alice and her mother discover the watch and since it's Alice's birthday, jump to the wrong conculsion. Ralph stages a phony holdup to get the watch back but is thwarted when the real crook overhears his scheme

 

8/2/03 9:00 PM EST
Flushing Ho
The Kramdens and the Nortons, unable to make ends meet around tax time, decide to move to a large two-bedroom apartment in Flushing and split all the expenses.

8/9/03
Sees All, Knows All
A Coney Island fortune teller tells Ralph that he is going to commit a murder within a week. Ralph wants Alice to move in with her mother until the week passes, but Alice refuses. Ralph moves in with Ed and gets so exasperated at him that he nearly kills him.

8/16/03
Two for the Money
Ralph, as treasurer of the Raccoon Lodge, has been entrusted with $500 in cash, which he loses at Dennehy's Bar. He plays a long shot at the track to replace the money, and his horse wins but he doesn't because he tore up his ticket at the beginning of the race when it looked like he was going to lose. Fortunately, the money turns up right where Ralph left it..in the pocket of the Raccoons' Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler.

8/23/03
To Whom It May Concern
Ralph, told to turn in his bus driver's uniform, dashes off a scathing letter to his boss, only to realize he was not being fired but promoted to traffic manager. He retrieves the letter, then mails it again by mistake. His boss receives the letter, but has no one to blame, since it is unsigned. Then Norton stops by the boss' office to plead for another chance for his pal...and Ralph's professional aspirations take another nose dive.

8/30/03
Be It Ever So Humble
Rather than pay a $5 rent increase, Ralph buys a duplex in the country and takes the Nortons as his tenants. He forces them to sign a 99-year lease. The Nortons attempt to break the lease with a 3:00AM party and a firecracker in Ralph's fireplace.

 

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TV Lands schedule is as follows: June 22- June 29th 2003 Sunday mornings at 9:30 am est

 

Honeymooners
The Next Champ
30 minutes-

Ralph gets involved in heavyweight boxing.

Sun  Jun 22  09:30A   LAND- TVLand

Honeymooners
Anniversary Gift/Finger Man
30 minutes-

Ralph and Trixie buy the same gift for Alice; Ralph nabs a murderer on his bus.

Sun  Jun 29  09:30A   LAND- TVLand