"And away we go!"

"MmmYou're a GOOD one!"

"That's Good Booze"

"You're a dan dan dandy crowd"

"How sweet it is!"

"A little traveling music"

"You're a nice man!"

The Honeymooners-Classic 39 Episode Wav's

Bensonhurst Bomber

(N) You wanna donut?, Big ones.. (R) No, I don't want a pretzel. You know I'm on a diet. And besides on the way home we can stop off and get a pizza.

You're gonna tell H-A-R-V-E-Y? OHH Harvey.

Your friend Harvey is bigger then you? I have a Shirley that bigger then you.

(H)So Harvey is a funny name??(R) Harvey is a lovely name!

(H) And just remember, if you don't show up I'll come getcha (new)

(R) Didn't I tell you I was going outta town? (A) Outta town where, Ralph?

(N) Get a load of fatso over there.

The Man From Space

(R) From here on in we are deadly enimies. When you see me coming down the street get on the other side. (N) When you come down the street there ain't no other side.

(R) I said I'd be reasonable for $5.00 I can go as Billy The Kid. (A) I tell ya wheat I will do I'll give you a tin can you can go as Billy The Goat.

(R)I'll wait to eat. It won't me to wait a couple of hours. (N) No it won't hurt you, but it will be tough on the farmers.

(R)I need knobs. There is nothing in this draw that can't wait till tomorrow. Where is the flashlight?( A)It's in with the things that can wait till tomorrow.

(R) Where's the other half of that costume? Your knees are showing. etc..

Mama Loves Mambo

What are ya thankin' her for ... Casa manyna

Listen Ralph as long as we're neighbors you dont have to call me Norton,... Call me Edwardo, etc

Pardon me Carlos , you think I got the HIP movement alright?? etc

(R) Eveybody OUT... (Mrs M)But Mr. Kramden it's Fun...(R) and YOU at your age should be ashamed of yourself, Now OUT!

I dont know anybody who does the Mambo, I dont do it , Norton dosen't do it ... MY GRANDMOTHER never did it!

Wait a minute what is that?? (A) Tuna fish , were gonna have tuna fish salad,,, (R) TUNA FISH?? what am I a cat or something?? etc!!

My angelina she maka like dis and a like dat etc..

(T) Oh Ed you take this, (N) Oh No its gentlemenly like to wait... I may wait till tomorrow!!

(R) "Stop buy these cheap matches! HAHA!"

"Dial J For Janitor"

" Norton...Norton...Will ya stop that banging I' ve gotta headache" etc...

"What did he remove the pressure or the brain?...etc.

"Attention everyone.... everybody in the buliding!!" etc...

"Norton comes in choking!! etc..

"Your efficiency program??" etc..

"You dont need something to keep your weight down"...etc

"Do I look like the kinda man that would take things out of your icebox?."..etc

"If i told you once I told you a thousand times I'm not a janitor".. etc

"Oh my goodness Mr. Kramden... Help!!... Help!!...etc..

"Unconventional Behavior"

"Personaly I think the buldging eyes are much funnier than the handcuffs"

"You're not boomphing right Norton!!etc...

There aint no key you have to boomph your way out!!!"I'll boomph you out of the whole car"!!

"Take it easy, be calm have a marshmellow"

"Get your foot out of there norton!!!...Get it out of there!!!"

"Dont pull you're knocking my teeth out"

"You're breaking my arm!!!!!!"

"Ralph.... Yea... you mind if I smoke??? ... I dont care if ya burn""

Alice and The Blonde

(R)"Oh! Hey, by the way, when Mrs. Weedemeyer comes out it might be a good idea to compliment her on how she decorated this place, She might give you a tip on how to fix up our place."
(A) "Yea, I can sure use her help, I just can't make up my mind what color pan goes best under our icebox!"

(A) "Ralph! Don't ya notice anything?"
(R) "Your stocking are crooked."
(T) "Don't forget the quarter you owe me!"

(N) "Leave it there the cat 'll get it!"
(R) "Leave it there the cat 'll get it! Leave it there the cat 'll get it?"
(A) "I heard him! I heard him!"

(RW) "Don't you have name's you'd like to call your husband?"
(A) Oh, I have several I'd LOVE to call him!"

(R) "It's not many wife's that want to give their husbands something."
(A) "Oh, I don't know Ralph! I've been thinking of giving you something, and ya may get it REAL soon!"

(RW) "What a husband you have, he certainly is certainly is a TREASURE!"
(A) "A TREASURE?" "He keeps this up he's going to be a BURIED TREASURE!"

(A) "I won't be gone long KILLER!" "I call you killer cause you slay me!"
(R) "And I'm calling Bellevue, cause YOU"RE NUTS!"

One-liners

Ha Ha Ya Dirty O'le

BANGZOOM!!!

POW Right In The Kisser!!

Har Har Hardy Har Har!!

Come On With the thing!!

YOU!!!! Are a Blabbermouth!!

YOU !!Sneak!!!

I've Got A Big Mouth!!

YOU!! Are A Bum!!

A Mere Bag of Shells

Oh You're a Riot Alice!!

Baby, You're The Greatest

Don't Touch me Ralph I'm Sterile

Lu Lu!!!

Hello Ball!!!!

La PLummeeeee!!

I'll Have An Order of Spaghetti and Meatballs... etc..

RX!!

Dum De Dum Dum!!

Va Va Va Voom!!

Swannie River!

Fickel Finger of Fate!!

Here's Mud in Your Eye!!!

Hey , Ralphie Boy!!!

The Huckelbuck!!

Haminahamina

Official Space helmet off Captain Video!

Sweetheart, You're The Greatest!

"WHOA, It certainly looks like rain tonight!"

"The General"

Ralph saying "Hello Ball"

"I found out something I suspected for a long time, YOU don't love me, you've NEVER loved me, I know why you married me Alice. You wanna know why you married me? Because YOU were in love with my uniform!"

20 minutes to Monahan

YOU are a mental case! New

"Leave it there the cat i'll get it" New

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